We’ve all heard the phrase “you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs”. The No Omelette Guarantee is our way to say there is no pain or broken eggs in trying The Egg Drop’s service.
If you’re not totally satisfied with your eggs, milk, or fruit, we’ll refund your money; No questions asked.
When you live in the green area on this map we charge $5.95 to hand-deliver from the Farm to Your doorstep.
“If I have multiple subscriptions, like eggs and milk or eggs & milk weekly and once-a-month chocolate milk; is the delivery fee shared between multiple orders if they’re both showing up on the same day? Or will I get double-charged?”
NO WAY. That just sounds mean and cruel.
We view the delivery fee a single trip charge for the convenience of our service and not profit fee on every item.
When you choose a delivery option of weekly, every other week, or once a month; your card used at your original check out is charged again on the Tuesday Morning prior to your next Friday delivery.
We deliver every Friday to SW
For SW; any order placed by 4PM Thursday will be delivered on Friday. Orders placed on Friday arrive the following Friday.
For SW; Any order for Eggs or Milk placed by Thursday at 12PM/Noon – will be delivered the next day.
**All Other Partner Farms the cut-off is Wednesday at 12PM/Noon for Friday Delivery.
“Why can’t I just message you Friday and have you bring what I want while you’re out delivering?” It seemed like a simple honest question, right? We’re already out delivering so….why not?
Schoch Dairy bottles the milk Thursday night and needs no know how many to set aside for you. We need to know how many eggs to collect Thursday evening. Lastly, the fruit farm needs to know how much to pick on Thursday AM. Some days our drivers may have extra so it never hurts to ask!!
Milk Bottled on Thursday, fruit picked on Thursday, eggs collected, and all delivered Friday? THAT’S FARM FRESH and how we make it happen.
For every milk in a bottle we pick up from Schoch Dairy to deliver to you we get charged a $2 deposit. We don’t mark it up or charge a processing fee to refund it, but we do have to collect it.
The most common response we hear is; “why do you collect a deposit? I’m going to leave bottles out?”
Your order is paid in advance before we deliver and the bottle deposit is issued after we pick up the bottles.
How Refunds Work:
Our award-winning milk is whole, just as it comes from the cow.
This means that we do not have:
- Homogenized Milk
- Half & Half
- 2%
- 3.25%
- 3.8%
- 1%
- non-fat
The milk comes out of the cow and into a vat pasteurize. This is a slow, low-temperature process that allows the full flavor and nutrition of the milk to come through. Then, we chill it quickly, to lock in freshness.
All the milk we sell comes from the cows on the Schoch Dairy farm, unlike larger creameries that buy milk from all over. They raise thier own cows, feed them on their pastures, milk them, and process the milk into glass bottles.
Our milk goes from the Schoch Dairy Farm to your fridge in one day. Now that’s FRESH
We will deliver to a muli-floor/suite building as long as there is a concierge in the lobby so our driver can get directly in and drop the eggs. This may change in the future.
Being farm direct, we do not grade them. They range in size in every dozen from Large to Xtra-Large with the occasional Jumbo or Medium.
We have taken special requests from time to time for eggs all in a specific size rage when we are given the desired gram weight for an extra fee. Please contact us if you would like more information.
We’re a small farm with cage-free & free range hens that eat and lay eggs. We do not use GMO chicken feed and are non-antibiotic.
We have a mixture of: Australorp, Golden Sex Link, Buff Orpington, Rhode Island Reds, Ameraucana, Black Copper Marans, Dominant Copper, and a few hybrid mix.
We agree, that just sucks. So please click here to open a facebook messenger conversation (or email us) let us know where you’d like us to service. When we have enough requests to add a route we will!
On Fridays, we deliver in Portland, Oregon, and the surrounding suburbs. Our North boundary is The Columbia River. To the East, our boundary is the I-205. To the south, the boundary is the Willamette River and the Aroura area. To the West, the boundary is Forest Grove/Banks near the base of the coast mountain range.
We delivery every Friday to our regular delivery zones.
We get enough requests for a conversation about how we did this little business and can you pick our brains that we created a licensing agreement for The Egg Drop brand, marketing, process, and infrastructure.
It’s not a franchise.
It is a way to get a plug and play duplication of what we’ve done here in your area for a fraction of what it would cost to start from scratch. If you’re interested please schedule a call with us below.